Thursday, July 31, 2008

july 31st selections


bangalore selections for 31 july races

race nbr 1 ROYAL CONFIDENCE

race nbr 2 HALLMARK (OWNED BY DOABASTUD OWNER)
KYLE OF BUTE PLACE

race nbr 3 BLINK TO TAKE DOABA STUD CUP

race nbr 4 WATCH KIARA RUNNING AWAY IN STYLE

race nbr 5 WARCHILD

race nbr 6 AMAZING FLORA

race nbr 7 SUNZONE (EAT SURAJ NARREDU HORSE AXIOLOGY WHO HAS NIL CHANCE )


DAYS BEST WAR CHILD

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

CITIBANK CLASSIC CARD


Be Sure to Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die

From my email inbox:

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange:


Family Member: ‘I am calling to tell you she died back in January.’

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:


Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)

After they get the fax:


Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help.'

Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'What do you do with dead people on your planet???
(Priceless!!)


I ENJOYED READING THIS IN THE NET REAL CLASSIC

Monday, July 28, 2008

did u get this S M S

Girl: do you have any sensational love card?
Shopkeeper: yes miss, how about this card, it says" to the only boy I ever loved"
Girl: Great, give me 10 cards.



In this cruel world it is very difficult to find a person with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality and stylish look, so don't ........ LOSE ME :)



If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!



If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong... You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME



God knows the value of Heart, so he make Love
God knows the value of Night, so he made Dreams
God knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to Me.



There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS



Hearts could love only for a while
feet could walk only for a while
clothes wouldn't forever be in style but
having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.



In world 6 things are God's gift;
Brother's care, Sister's fight, Father's advice, Mother's love, Baby's smile and MY Friendship.



There was a blind girl, she hated every one except her boyfriend...
She said,"I'll marry you when I could see. Eventually someone donated eyes,
When she could see, She was shocked to see that her boyfriend was also blind...
The boy asked," Will you marry me now?"
She refused... The boy went away saying,
"Just take care of my eyes."
THIS IS TRUE LOVE